I gotta stop crossing bridges

By animationate

I keep having to fucking answer riddles and shit dude. I got fucking turned into a slug recently and just like this is too fucken much. I gotta get out the fucking fae wilds bro like I went to get coffee and they asked me for my name, I ended up asking for her number and now I'm fucken married. WTF Like I started studying riddles so that I stop getting stumped and can finally get past these damn bridges, like seriously they're everywhere, it's just too much